Ca**idy Welsh - Ca**idy's Theme lyrics

[Chorus: Ca**idy] Take out the "idy" and then remove the "C" You get a**, motherf**er, an a** as cute as can be Motherf**er, get f**ed, I'm motherf**ing Ca**idy [Verse 1: Ca**idy] Queen Ca**idy looking lovely as can be This a** sitting on your face should fill your heart with glee If an a** has gotta crush you, then it ought to be me And I'll be sure the pain's delivered top-level painfully Rubbing into your eyes, and just annihilating noses Ca**idy's the most hardcore, everybody knows this Whether she's jumping atop your gut or punching you in the nuts You better open up wide and lick her lovely-a** bu*t How's it taste to have my a**hole right on top of your tongue I've got so many years more of this, I started when I was young I'm only twenty-two, I'm four years younger than you Your life's subjected to slavery, and there ain't sh** that you can do The best thing possible's to lie their flat And just prepare your body for a beat-down from my motherf**ing a**! If I gotta piss, it don't matter, if I gotta sh**, it don't matter Your mouth's a toilet, you don't get it handed on a silver platter You know what you could use? Alone time and a nice horny wa*k Too bad! Your nuts getting are getting busted and your a** is getting spanked And if I want sh**, I've got dough out the wazoo in my bank And your balls are getting yanked, plus my piss getting drank And your tongue's getting put in my a**hole Come and get it while it's dank! [Chorus] [Verse 2: Ca**idy] Goddamn! You're lucky you ain't paying for this a** You get a house to f**ing live in, and a limitless amount of gas s**ing farts in all day, getting your a** kicked all night In complete f**ing subservience and you're living in constant fright Step one pinky toe out of line and you know you might face a**'s wrath It really stinks in here, God knows how long it's been since I've taken a bath Your cage is two whole feet tall and only three feet wide You can barely fit inside of that sh**, plus, you know I hardly wipe And when I do, it's cause of you, you lick my a** 'til it's f**ing ripe No sh**stains, it's all f**ing clean, plus you don't have any goddamn rights You can't use my toilet, b**h, if you gotta go, then you go outside And you know that I don't walk, if I need to go, then I catch a ride Prop my a** atop your back and you carry me anywhere Into the bathroom, in the kitchen, up or down four flights of stairs Plus my a** can get pretty sticky, that sh**'s icky, icky, icky And if I sit my a** atop you, getting me off can be f**ing tricky Cause I don't move my a** unless I have to and your breath's not a good enough reason You get no breaks, you take this a**, all kinds of weather, and all seasons You're not considered a human and you deal with my jokes and teasing And you don't get to wear jacksh** so your nuts are always freezing And not to mention you have no freedoms and live your life in enslavement And I have no restraints when I beat you and have a dungeon down in my basement Where I torture you with all sorts of brutal, morbid, BDSM equipment And the sh** down there's always restocking, b**h, I just got a new shipment And my a** is stinky cause I eat tacos and my a** is always flatulent And you know that if I fart too hard then I might sh** on you on accident And you know that if perhaps I should sh** on you on accident Then you're the one who cleans it up (with your tongue) And I could make your d**h look like an accident [Bridge:] You get this a** at all times, f*ggot, with Ana and Colleen Whether in thongs, going commando, in sweatpants, or in jeans This a** is smothering a face 'til it turns purple and blue And if I sh** my brains out, you'll lick it until it looks brand new You can have perfect obedience, never mess up I don't need an excuse to f** you up If I feel it in requisite, you know that this sh**'s definite And the fact that you got beaten up, for sure, it will be evident Scars, bruises, I win, the f*ggot loses Marks, bleeding, you're crying while I'm succeeding But f** that, f** it, f** it straight down to hell If I see your a** crying then I'm hitting below the belt If even one f**ing tears in your f*ggot eyelid Then you're getting beaten up and you're a-gonna die, b**h [Chorus] [Verse 3: Ca**idy] To conclude Ca**idy's Theme, know this was Ca**idy's dream The thought of kicking n***a a**es makes her p**y wanna cream Oil my a** the f** up and get the cheeks all agleam And then piss in your face like a f**ing jet stream And when you've licked my a** up, all the places in the seams I'll twist your f**ing nut-sack 'til your a** f**ing screams And then I'll bounce upon your face just like a trampoline I'll walk across your scrawny body like a trapeze balance beam And now my a** is all ga**y from me chugging baked beans So I'll fart a**-naked, shove your nose right in between My two a**-cheeks, yeah, s** those farts out clean Cause your a** weak, but this event was unforeseen Something's coming out my crack, and it is brownish-green You're about to eat sh** from your chubby-a** queen Don't look unhappy, it's the yummiest sh** you've ever seen It's better than all of the other foods including caviar and chow mein On a scale of one to ten, this sh** just smells umpteen I did a good f**ing job so you don't deserve a cuisine I ain't gonna sh** on a plate, I'm a f**ing wolverine I'm savage as all hell, don't expect me to be pristine This sh**'s going right down your mouth, I don't care if it's a bit too obscene Gulf it down, there's more to come, because my a** is a f**ing sh** machine And when that sh**'s all out and cleaned up, you're gonna get demeaned I'm going to Plop onto your gut and maybe I'll break your spleen Have you met my a**? Oh, you have? Well let me get you two formally convened Let me sit right atop you after I take off my denim jeans Let's get your nose right f**ing in there, cause I don't care if it's unclean Because I'm mean, it's made my life, just completely f**ing serene While your life f**ing s**s co*k and you're toyed with like a figurine And you suffocate under my crate until your face turns aquamarine And I just piss and sh** whenever I like, your face is just a latrine And you get beat by a** whenever it's necessary, which I deem And when I'm not beating you, I'm beating other slaves, and you watch it, like a TV screen And when it's you're turn, you f**ing take it, and you act as if you're keen And you're gonna have to lose your dependency on all food and protein Besides sh** and all drinks besides piss, yeah, you're gonna get weaned Because I'm going to f**ing starve your a** and make sure that you're all lean But we're lucky already cause you weren't blessed with the muscular genes And you know that you're going to have to just get used to my routine Your a** is gonna be here for your whole life because I'm that mean