C64 - Rule Them All lyrics

I want you to tell me how I keep myself out of Hell's reach Crushin' whole hordes with an army at Helm's Deep Spit stain, this is Int's way I'm searching for first light on the fifth day Plus my delay has got a little captcha For Gandalf the Gray to bring life rapture Shire-retired, this is my pasture If you didn't catch it then rewind faster Separate words from the sentence itself I pack double meanings like bread from the elves Arrested development (See what I mean (handcuffs locking)) My hydrogen element separates the Fellowship A long way from home, the measurement's evident The carrier's barriers impress the impediment See what I'm saying; hear for three cheers They ransacked the forest, peers of Treebeard The ultimate warrior; trust that I'm marching on Body slam Bilbo, suplex Saruman Western riders pa**ed the black gate But can't find their way through the path of that maze Never been foolish, true until the fall One (brings), one (king), one ring to rule 'em all (Nah, not me (pencil writing)) Check your scorecard Twelve elven rangers sniping your force hard Ah (hhh) Floorboard a warlord With plenty of more swords stored up at Sourceforge Long walk, signed for a short tour Return of the king, army from the north shore Scorch the corridor With more force for the orcish horde to torture Mordor Plant you in Middle-Earth, coming from the balcony When I piledrive you up from the fourth floor The eye of Sauron checks us for the nexus The string behind the ring that barely holds the necklace My d**h penalty is wreckless From the Shire to Gondor, Rohan, and Texas My guess is excess Never tell forbidden Hell to repel the elves' temptress