C-Note(YI$MB) - 80 Bars lyrics

First of all I be the realest to ever do this sh** You new to this like you just crawling outta the uterus You stupid trick tryna do magic with no hands No you a stupid trick, tryna be magic with no hands So fam tell me how you bout to earn this victory Cause I'm pretty sure this bout to go down in history Like a dictionary in the toilet it ain't gon mean sh** to me Cause I ball and I see clear, Mr.Clean Yall ain't nothing but some window shoppers Sayin that yall the best but yall ain't Mr.Carter Sayin that yall rich but yall ain't Mr.Carter Saying that yall ballin but yall ain't Mr.Carter Haha had to get that thru yo thick skull Its like I'm in a gurney all I wear is sick clothes Ya girl a tight fit so you know I had to sit close She said yo sh** laughter in the ER, a sick joke Haha had to give these n***as the bars They out of this world not from Neptune or Mars Like Saturn this sh** is gas it can't be in containment Yo sh** is straight a** like it came from Uran*s My bars gettin stupider like they comin from Jupiter You tooti on the rooti that makes you a lil fruity bra Like Mercury I'm the first closest to the sun And you Venus you come in second to number 1 Yo sh** too down to earth buried deep with pearls I just named every planet I told you I'm out this world You ain't betted on me being the best yet? Well betting on me will surely be your best bet Haha now that's some weezy bars for ya I had to throw in a couple of easy bars for ya What? You want me to throw in some sleepy bars for ya? Well prepare to K.O cause here's some Deezy bars for ya Like these n***as won't hold me back but yo girl gonna hold me down These n***as wanna be the king but that's me so hold the crown Its YI$MB yea we up in the building They callin me daddy so that makes yall my children Face it ain't nobody f**in with Alfamega And ain't nobody f**in with the team because we major Free my n***a T-Barz, put you n***as in the skies hoping you don't see stars Like Miller and that n***a cold like a blizzard f** with him the wrong way and hell turn into a k**er Shoutout to that n***a Plug tho Like rhyno I gotta lil plug ho That's vonny funny how he came after little If we was signal bars he wouldn't be in the middle Holdin bars for ransom I guess Im a hoarder Jumpin over n***as like Rickie and the border Now enough with all that funny sh** Cause yall n***as ain't serve yall full punishment n***as was callin me soft man they gotta be kiddin Its the other way around and they soft, kittens Yall got me pissed now you gotta n***a sh**tin Like I ate some bad Chinese kung pow chicken I said enough of that time for me to transition Ya girl a thot she take four fingers like a mitten Now how you do that there She rockin small ponytails how you do that hair Have a baby by me baby and be a millionaire Have a baby by him girl you'll be broke as hell Bring ya girl over here she'll get tapped like a snare Have her leaving my room moving slow just like a snail Now she cooking something how do I know? n***a I smell Oh you did tell me that was ya girl n***a oh well I think it's time for me and you to have a conversation About the situation of me and ya girl relations I don't want the b**h I just wanted to hit and quit Now you know that she's a ho how she let n***as hit it quick Now in my eyes I just did you favor Now I think it's time for you to do the same bruh You should walk out and go lock yourself inside ya home Before I leave you layed out on my lawn, garden gnome Say what you want n***a I know that I'm insanely crazy Made ya girl have my baby I told you to leave and like a dog you obeyed me I became an a**hole like that n***a Ye be I'm the new Hov no disrespect to Jay Z Screaming f** the free world while listening to Dre beats Told you that I'm the best and you can't face me And I just k**ed all the doubters off in 80 BARS!!!!!!!!!