A song is worth, ah, ah no Ah, a picture is worth a million and one songs Now a million pictures, no A song is worth a million pictures But a song must be worth a million pictures also Because we've got this song here And it's worth a million pictures And we wrote this song And you should just listen to it You can almost just picture the million pictures that we have 'Cause it's got more than a million words in it And we wrote this song 'Cause we didn't have the camera To take the pictures So listen to this