I been waiting in the supermarket Standing in line with the beans (cash up) I been waiting at the post office For sticky pictures of the queen (stick up) Now I'm waiting for you To get yourself good and ready (make up) Thinking to myself, is this what they mean By going steady? (break up) I been waiting in the waiting room And I've bin sitting in the sitting room And now I'm whining in the dining room Waiting for you's like waiting for the man in the moon I was really smouldering Seen the back of forty king size cigarettes (stood up) This hanging round is murder But if you'd just come along I'd have no regrets (give up) And so I phone your number And your mother tells me you're still in bed (get up) When you come to the phone your voice is thick and s**y Goes straight to my head (hang up) And I been standing in the standing room And I been smoking in the smoking room And now I'm dying in the living room I'm gonna forget what 1 came for here real soon Your time's up and me too I'm out on account of you I was really burned out and smouldering Seen the front and back of eighty king size cigarettes (stood up) This hanging round is k**ing me If you'd just creep along I'd have no regrets (give up) And so I phone your grandmother She says you're still in bed (get up) When you get to the phone your voice is thick and s**y Shoots through the top of my head (shut up) I been standing in the standing room I been smoking in the smoking room Now I'm dying in the living room I'm gonna forget what I came for here real soon I said, Your time's up and me too I'm out on account of you