Lester Sands has been working very hard Keeping up with what's gone down Lester Sands is really in touch With what is whose in town Lester Sands bores the a** off me Lester Sands is a big head case I am getting so sick of the sight of Lester Sands' new face He thinks he'll be someone some day (no way) He thinks he'll get somewhere some way (no way) Lester Sands is a drop in the ocean Lester Sands is a drop in the ocean Lester Sands, a drop in the ocean He'd better pull himself together Do something speedy or else Lester Sands will be shown the ropes And Lester Sands will hang himself Lester Sands big mouth extraordinaire He's pulled a muscle in his head Lester Sands strings words together 'Cause his senses have fled He thinks he'll be someone some day (no way) He thinks he'll get somewhere some way (no way) Lester Sands is a drop in the ocean Lester Sands is a drop in the ocean Lester Sands, a drop in the ocean Lester Sands is a stupid f**er Lester Sands will stay that way Lester Sands just gathers his trash And brings it 'round here every day Lester Sands, I think you'd better scram If you wanna get out alive Are you looking to get friendly With somebody's bunches of fives He thinks he'll be someone some day (no way) He thinks he'll get somewhere some way (no way) Lester Sands is a drop in the ocean Lester Sands is a drop in the ocean Lester Sands, a drop in the ocean