Butthole Surfers - Lord Is A Monkey lyrics

AHHHH...The Lord is a monkey Thanksgiving's coming on the Fourth of July In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye Well she come from out west on a nickel's worth of gas Got her mind on her money and a dope up her a** Outside of Phoenix where the gimmick broke down f**ed that cracker for his rig and she was out of that town. HA HA HA HAA Well she was a hare krishne in the ashwam bed She was sellin' (?) Had a funky-a** head Well she put food in my mouth and she threw me on the bed And she cut off my balls and she sewed 'em to my head Well she's headin' back east in a 57 Caddy Got her mind on her money and a dope for her daddy Well I met her on the street where she beat me like a fool Then she got me accepted to an ivy league school Well I really did good but it's kickin' my a** I lost 38 pounds and my eye turned to gla** Well she's looking pretty good first week in July She's got a dope up her a** and a needle in her eye Thanksgivings coming on the Fourth of July In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye Well she come from out west on a nickel's worth of gas Got her mind on her money and a dope up her a**