Butt Trumpet - Primitive Enema lyrics

La la, primitive enema La la, primitive enema I've been sitting on the pot all f**ing day I've read all my magazines - twice! I gotta get on with my f**ing life There's one thing left that I haven't tried I need a primitive enema No, I need a primitive enema No, I need a primitive enema La la, primitive enema I gladly spent the forty bucks I spend more than that to spurt my nuts-love! You wouldn't understand the joy I felt When they finally yanked the bu*t plug out I need a primitive enema No, I need a primitive enema No, I need a primitive enema La la, primitive enema People say that I'm full of sh** They don't know the half of it - no! You might think that I'm sick and wrong But try it and you'll know where I'm coming from I need a primitive enema No, I need a primitive enema No, I need a primitive enema La la, primitive enema Desperate people do desperate things You don't know the joy it brings Desperate people do desperate things You don't know the joy it brings I need a primitive enema No, I need a primitive enema No, I need a primitive enema La la, primitive enema