Butt Trumpet - I'm Ugly and I Don't Know Why (PG version) lyrics

I was walking home from school one day When I saw Danny standing there I tried to show him my dirty underwear He showed me his and nothing would compare And he said You're ugly What the f** gave birth to you? You're ugly And I bet your mom is too You're ugly Man what's with that do? You're ugly because you're ugly I kinda wonder when I think back to those days Why did all the boys get scared and run away? So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true My reflection looked at me like it was scared too And it said You're ugly What the f** gave birth to you? You're ugly And I bet your mom is too You're ugly Man what's with that do? You're ugly because you're ugly Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love His name was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Tuffskins And every day after school I would go pick him up at his cla**room And one day these three girls came out before he did And this one girl named Heidi Weller had this handful of pumpkin seeds And I said, "Let me see those pumpkin seeds," and she said, "No." And I grabbed her hand and I said, "Let me see those pumpkin seeds now, b**h!" And I looked at them and they had Danny Irving's name written on every one of them damn pumpkin seeds And I said, "Hey b**h! That's my boyfriend! Why do you have my boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds? I'm gonna have to kick your f**in' a**, b**h!" And you know what she had the nerve to say to me? She said You're ugly What the f** gave birth to you? You're ugly And I bet your mom is too You're ugly Man what's with that do? You're ugly because you're ugly