Busdriver - Drivers Manual lyrics

Have you read the drivers manual? What do you think of it? Do you find it useful in piloting your hyperactive particle accelerating hovercraft Made for the elitist gentry and upper cla** — wait a minute! This is the wrong booklet! Oh here it is Have you read this driver's manual? Oh you have But you'd like to exchange yours for another because yours seems to bear the teeth marks of a biter's mandibles— Uh oh, wait a minute Somebody beat you to it Somebody got a head start! You know that my astral projection has stretch marks and where I hear a wack tape I tend to lactate a milk that's lukewarm Or I'm reluctant of feeling the guilt of tooting my own horn but I think I've k**ed my newborn But I didn't mean to It ran away from home and was starring in nude p**n And I... and I was so pissed off I stabbed it with my shoehorn And burnt it using the ashes of my fertilized growing blue corn Which is used to feed my unicorn Which is actually the ideologies of viewers in TV Land in its true form But what have I done? What have I done?