All the stupid jerks in their eldorados All those rosedale pricks in their silver shadows All those macho wops in their dingo-balled trans ams All those hickey turds in their big wheeled dodge rams Different types of status for different types of jerks Living for their luxury cars with jerky vinyl roofs Posing on the highways and posing in the street Checking in the store windows To maker sure their hair looks neat Destroy all automobiles Destroy all cars Attack em with magic markers Crush em with metal bars All those rocker bu*tf**ers In their tacky plastic vets Looking for blond beauty queens To keep as pa**enger pets All those jocky f*ggots In their customized cars at nite Cruise the street, they yell at us Act like they want to fite. No they don't, they're very safe As they drive away real quick No parts at all to stop their cars I wish they'd s** my prick They wake up in the morning And surely want to cry Phone the pigs, the insurance man Act like they don t know why Well destroy all automobiles, Destroy all cars Destroy destroy destroy Destroy, destroy it all