Bumpin uglies - Epic Fail lyrics

[Verse 1] Head ringing; a new day's begun And the blinding sun is public enemy number one And when I try to recollect from the night before I realize we're standing on a different floor In a different house on a different street Take a second, think, rinse, wash, repeat I can't gather my thoughts; the night's a mystery The memories are risky and there's casualties Then I reach into my pocket for my cellular phone But it's missing and it seems it took my wallet along Walk up to a pay phone and I call collect Phone up my baby girl, and she won't accept And the operator said she had some words for me But they're a four-letter combo that she can't repeat [Pre-Chorus] I don't know what to think; I don't know what to say But then I think it's gonna be one hell of a day In a hell of a week, in a hell of a life Spend my days solving problems that I made in the night But I cannot complain; I've come to see I am my own worst enemy [Chorus] Then that's an epic fail no matter how I spin it Epic fail from ending to beginning One step forward, two steps back On a one way track, as a matter of fact It's an epic fail no matter how I spin it Epic fail from ending to beginning One step forward, two steps back On a one way track, as a matter of fact [Verse 2] I'm fishing for the memories, but it's catch and release Like a jigsaw puzzle that is missing a piece Bruises on my body that I can't explain And a headache that feels like I got a vice on my brain Ain't no time to reflect; I got work at eight It's a four mile walk and I'm already late Alone with my thoughts I am forced to reflect On the night that resembles some movie trainwreck Past four forty minutes I arrived at the spot And a couple squad cars parked out in the lot Look around to see what earned the call of the law I see my '98 Accord in the building store wall I quietly tried to make an escape See my boss seeing me; point fingers my way [Pre-Chorus] I don't know what to think; I don't know what to say But then I think it's gonna be one hell of a day In a hell of a week, in a hell of a life Spend my days solving problems that I made in the night But I cannot complain; I've come to see I am my own worst enemy [Chorus] Then that's an epic fail no matter how I spin it Epic fail from ending to beginning One step forward, two steps back On a one way track, as a matter of fact It's an epic fail no matter how I spin it Epic fail from ending to beginning One step forward, two steps back On a one way track, as a matter of fact Then that's an epic fail no matter how I spin it Epic fail from ending to beginning One step forward, two steps back On a one way track, as a matter of fact It's an epic fail no matter how I spin it Epic fail from ending to beginning One step forward, two steps back On a one way track, as a matter of fact