Stuck between the thirst of too little And the abyss of too much A blast from the tower and a thirty day ride I need a shot with a punch Skeletons dancing in a jittery daze With a sparkling gleam in their eyes Above apologizing for our devious ways I've taken a word from the wise I don't need nasty, don't need nice I won't heed your self-serving advice While you're weeping over wounds in your head I'm here laughing with the dead Quiero tequila? Where's my beer? Unbu*ton my peyote now it's crystal clear When y'all get over f**ing with your head I'll be laughing with the dead Waking up crudo in the white hot sun Nightmares of Melrose and you Bedmates with the red ants and a scorpion Looks like my fates have come through Oh, skeletons dancing an ethereal haze Keeps a sparkling gleam in their eyes Above apologizing for our devious ways This is a word from the wise I don't need nasty, I don't need nice I don't hear your self-righteous advice You keep on digging at the hole in your head I'm here laughing with the dead Quiero tequila? One more beer Unbu*ton my peyote, now it's crystal clear When y'all get over screwing with your head I'll be laughing, laughing with the dead