Bugs Bunny - 8 Carrot lyrics

Bugs Bunny, dressed in a rapper's outfit, is snacking on a carrot in the restroom. Daffy enters the room. Daffy: B-Rabbit, you're on. Bugs: Eh, I told you, Daffy, my name is Bugs. Daffy: No, your MC name is "B-Rabbit"! We've got to appeal to today's kids! No longer Looney Tunes, we're "Lizooney Tizunes"! Woo-hoo! Real hip-hop, dawg! Bugs vomits in the sink. Daffy: Sufferin' succotash! Bugs: Eh, I'm nervous, Daffy. Daffy: Listen, brother, you've gotta get out there! And don't choke again! Bugs: Eh, which way is the stage? Daffy: Just look at the sign! Daffy points to a sign reading, "Pismo Beach" and "The Stage". Daffy: Get ready for the rap battle of the century! First, let's have a hand for DJ Bacon Bits! Pan to Porky Pig in a DJ's outfit. Porky: Eh, blee-blee...Put your hands in the air like you just don't care. Heh heh. Daffy: All right! Our first challenger tonight, hail from 8 Carrot Road! Put your hands together for B-Rabbit! Bugs enters the stage in his usual manner of digging underground. Daffy: And, first on the mike tonight, is the reigning champion, the MC Hunter, Elmer Fudd with a PH! Elmer Fudd: I'll get you, wabbit! Go! I'm taking you to school, call me the Professor, you're s**ually confused, 'cuz you're a cross-dresser. You like to kiss men, and that's real funny. Call up, Hugh Hefner, you're a gay-boy bunny! You're lost on this stage, you need a map, jerky, you made a wrong left turn at Albuquerque. One more, one more. I'm a pimp, 'cuz my hunting apparel's hot, son. You'd go diving down your hole with my double-barreled shotgun. The closed captions of this skit render the final line of the above as "I'll do a dwive-by on your hole with my double-bawweled shotgun." Elmer fires at Bugs with his shotgun. Daffy: Now, hold on a second, Mac! It's not rabbit-hunting season yet! See? Daffy points to a sign reading, "Wabbit Season (Not Yet)". Daffy: Okay, your turn, B-Rabbit! Bugs: Eh, ee, yo! Eh, heh, uh...yo... Crowd: Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke! Crowd Member: Ah, you s**! Bugs: Yeah! Yeah! I know that you call me a "Wascally Wabbit", you say your R's like W's, that's a really bad habit! It's room, not woom, trees, not twees, you replace so many R's, I thought you was Chinese! You're so stuck on yourself, I'll call you Elmer's Glue. I got you some coffee, one lump or two? Elmer Fudd: Two? (Bugs whacks Elmer on the head with a mallet, twice.) Bugs: I only dress like a girl to prove that you're gay! Would you like a kiss, handsome? Elmer Fudd: Really? Okay! Bugs: Elmer packs Fudd, you heard what I said. He's so bald, I'll put a "hare" on his head! I'll sit down on your head just like I was a Thinker. Hmm... (farts) Ain't I a stinker? The crowd goes wild. Daffy: Holy Toledo! B-Rabbit wins! B-Rabbit wins! Elmer Fudd: (sobs) I'm a disgrace! Dr. Dre: Yo, B-Rabbit. It's me, Dr. Dre. Bugs: Eh...What's up, Doc? Dr. Dre: Ain't nothing but a 'G' thing baby. I'd like to offer you a record deal. You're gonna go down in history as the first gray MC. The Looney Tunes circles zoom in on Porky Pig. The words "That's all b**hes!" appear in front. Porky: Eh, blee-blee...That's all b**hes!