The first date's the worst date It's hard to know just what to do I take you to dinner, you don't eat You just play with your food And there's something familiar 'Bout every word you say It's hard to believe This happened again I already met you I already met you You're like my last girlfriend, yeah And some girlfriend I had before her I take you to my apartment And then it's just south of Beirut You tell me you're bored and you Don't like the color of my shoes And the picture gets clearer With every word you say It's hard to believe This happened again [Chorus] I already met you I already met you You're like my last girlfriend, yeah And some girlfriend I had before her Don't mean to upset you I already met you You're like my last girlfriend, yeah And some girlfriend I had before her Two point two kids and a house on the hill A dog named Boo and sweet Uncle Phil My head says you're different You're the one with whom I should grow old Yeah, that's not too convincing While yelling it's your dad on my phone So I stare out the window And I find me a smile 'Cause I still believe It gets better'n this [Chorus] You're like my last girlfriend, yeah And some girlfriend I had before her And the girlfriend I had before her And the girlfriend I had before her And the girlfriend I had before that