Jeramiah Jeramiah Honey won't you please get up and light the fire Jeramee-oh Jeramee-oh It's so cold and dark down here the folks can't see oh Will the meeting come to order to discuss Just exactly what the hell is gonna become of us Sweet Melinda Sweet Melinda She didn't know the price until she walked right in there Now they've got her Now they've got her Banging on her head with everything they've taught her She's very hip but she is not too very cool Big uniform he flipped her over with a backwards golden rule Some will tell you Some will tell you Tell you what you really want ain't on the menu Don't believe them Don't believe them Cook it up yourself and then prepare to Serve them Dance Dance to the music in the skies Guess which one we are and whether we live before we die.