Suzy was a winner At every end of year dinner Drinking the sea and then laughing loudly Her eyes were made of sequins They lined up just like penguins To flap their wings and then kiss her feet But you, fall on me, and watch TV Pa** me the phone, I need a conversation You're feeling down, just like this town Your eyes they always sparkle me with love Alice was a poser The kind who'd take her clothes off And sit in a room full of frozen faces I heard she went to find God In the Indian sub-continent It's mad she had to go so far But you, fall on me, and watch TV Pa** me the phone, I need a conversation You're feeling down, just like this town Your eyes they always sparkle me with love Now I'm no Jackanory But this is allegory We run to the world but we creep indoors And I know I need you more now To run and never turn around Sparkle the world with what Alice found And you, fall on me, and smash the TV Rip out the stupid phone, we need a conversation You feel this time, to be just mine is To shake the world alive