Buddy Wasisname And The Other Fellers - Miracle Cure lyrics

Is there a dart in your heart Did the game barely start And before she scored a bulls-eye In the dartboard of your soul Did she score even more Body check you on the boards Did the referee called cupid Indicate you had a goal Did she retread the tires Of your forgotten desires And inflate the eight wild white balls Of the dreams you hold inside Did she drain out your brain Is your mind a muscle sprain And does your heart pump slugs Of there ain't no losing love Is it flushed down the pipe Into the cesspool of life You need a cure You need a cure You need the pure Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure Whenever you feel down Wait for us to come to town On a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure Yes when buddy and the fellers Hit the road and go on tour It's a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure Now are ya hurt Does it smirt Does your loved ones' blood squirt In through the oracles and ventricles Of a heart that left ya cold In the scratch and win of life Are ya itching for a wife In the lottery of romance Do your numbers never show You need a nice and your face reflects the sour taste Of a man that's tossed his dice at the roulette wheel of sin You're in debt and I bet if you win just what is left You've everything to gain Take a try at life again Mortgage out a grin And watch those chips come in You need a cure You need the pure Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure Whenever you feel down Wait for us to come to town On a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure Yes when buddy and the fellers Hit the road and go on tour It's a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure Now did you hope That the rope That you stretched across the road To trip the life of mothers Wouldn't hang you in the end Did you cheat Are you beat Are ya hanging from your feet On the bungee cord of morals Stretched too far and stretched too thin Now are you flat Is your bat of hope completely tacked Is all the effervescence gone from your beer of life Well come on sing our song Sing it loud and sing it long The short ones and the tall The toned deaf ones and dull Harmonize with the boys Before you all chokes up and dies You need a cure You need the pure Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure Whenever you feel down Wait for us to come to town On a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure Yes when buddy and the fellers Hit the road and go on tour It's a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure Yes when buddy and the fellers Hit the road and go on tour It's a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure