All I want for Christmas is a cold 12-pack A cold 12-pack, a cold 12-pack If only I could get myself a cold 12-pack And mama feeling naughty on Christmas Well it ain’t too long till Christmas day And the in-laws are coming in to visit So I’m sure as hell gonna need a drink And 11 more to go with it All I want for Christmas is a cold 12-pack A cold 12-pack, a cold 12-pack If only I could get myself a cold 12-pack And mama feeling naughty on Christmas You know Christmas is such a wonderful time of year When the family comes to spread Christmas cheer It ain’t five minutes before I need a beer In that little fridge out in my garage When uncle billy gets drinking he tells dirty jokes The kids pick them up, and oh good Lord A redneck Christmas around the old tree I tell the kids there’s normal folks out there Just not not family Well it ain’t too long till Christmas day And the in-laws are coming in to visit So I’m sure as hell gonna need a drink And 11 more to go with it All I want for Christmas is a cold 12-pack A cold 12-pack, a cold 12-pack If only I could get myself a cold 12-pack And mama feeling naughty on Christmas