[Intro: Kid Capri (Fat Joe)] Yes indeed, What the deal This is the world famous Kid Capri Up here wit my man Joey Crack Joey Crack got this new joint coming out Yo Joey, tell 'em what the name of this joint is (This is for the hoes and b**hes) A-yo what about all the young ladies, the positive young ladies (Like I said this is dedicated to the hoes and b**hes) Speak on it man [Fat Joe] This ain't for the intelligent civilized divas For all the hoes and b**hes who swallow nut by the leiters Two months pregnant madd dick pokin' the fetus But she don't give a damn still s**in' dick for sneakers You know the type, Damn dirty is right she even did it wit dice And made a dil*o of ice A-yo it's like the hiest Move ya phat a** to gain And if you love me baby girl give my friends some entertainment (Yo that's Foul Joe) Hey yo I treat 'em how they act yo Behave like a hooker and played like a madd ho Rumor has it that you take it in the a**hole And wrap ya lips around my dick like a la**o I love the way you hold that Joe Crack bozak While n***as bone that My stomach's where ya nose at Just another ho in the midst That does more than kiss when we start pourin' the 'cris [Hook] All you b**hes be f**in' for money Playin' n***as but they can't get sh** from me You ain't smokin' my lye Pushin' my ride and if you ain't f**in' just walk on by All you b**hes just walk on by [Fat Joe] I once knew a girl by the name of Savannah Met her backstage at a show in Atlanta Seemed like a nice girl, cla** and well-mannered When I took her to the hotel the b**h went bananas Did my eyes decieve me Was she s**in' three pee-pee's Caught it all on tape so I could watch it late on T.V Couldn't wait to beep me Started in the car shorty caught the quick train from the Trinity stars Big Joe'll railroad Any frail ho Have a b**h scream and yell throwin' elbows Now who the hell knows Why these girls f** for cell phones Turnin' tricks for material sh** Now bust it, You wanna hit it gotta pay top dollar These chics is hott rodders Wit grips like Rottwilers But why bother Picture me payin' a fee I'll just play like Akinyle and f** these hoes for free [Hook] [Charli Baltimore] Picture B-More on the floor on all fours Mind must've lost yours Never been tossed Tour thats what I do for ones Not who*e baby thats what I do for fun Now I dread that I gave you head All because them four double A duracells went dead My vibrator....Huh!! playa hatin' on me Thinking you can hit this and get away scott free Now you boomeranged....All I wanted was some ac-tion Brought my own Branton Got my own mansion Now you off tryin' to front to yo n***as Cuz I blew ya back out and got my own figgas Please, you was just something to do Had a camcorder too How you like that boo You madd cuz I hit that and vanished Or cuz you on tape screamin' "CHARLI BALTIMORE" in spanish [Hook] (Ad-libs til fade) Just walk on by See ya later yeah You scandulous ho