Buckethead - Onions Unleashed lyrics

Hey Kids! Onions here! And let's have a real good time! Hehehehehehaha Oh yes mm sure feels good to get down off that stick a scarecrow's life can get pretty monotonous Especially when you can't scare anything I can't even scare a Tufted Titmouse, hehehehe now, now They call me onions, because I'm sure to make you cry They call me onions, but I'm just a regular kinda guy They call me onions, I go great in someone's soup They call me onions, but I don't live in no coop! I got a shed instead. Eh, now, Every once in awhile I do get carried away I must confess I do like to pull on that corn, you know? Once in awhile Up here scaring crows all day Well you get a little thirsty And then all of a sudden, you just start ta, lose it, hehahahaha They call me onions, I'm sure to make 'em cry They call me onions, but I'm just a regular kinda guy. They call me onions, I don't make for very good breath, They call me onions, I'm bound to be the d**h... of somebody. Hehahahaha Now, what we do is we take the body parts, well every once in awhile, a few body parts We all got some body parts lying around, And we put 'em in a big burlap sack, and they're full of unions, see And we sew the sacks back up And we throw them in the back of the truck and drive on to the warehouse in Arizona, hehahahaha And a, and a, (Woody Woodpecker Laugh)