Buckethead - Buckethead's Toy Store lyrics

4. BUCKETHEAD'S TOY STORE "In this poor universe of the stellar-galactic flying tongues, feeble fluorescent fire-flies, a seemingly doomed and dis mal future is approaching nearer and nearer. Unless the force of cruelty can be conquered by an influx of fun, designated by a monstrous shipment of dolls, robots and toys, made by Japanese technicians dedicated to unbelievable, colorful novelty and delivered exclusively to Buckethead's Toy Store, a true wonderland of Joy. Even Rude Ralph agrees..." (Music) "Hey, do you have any of those ultra-gross Buckethead/Zillatron dual doll packs left?" (Music) (Telephone Rings) "Eh-eh, Buckethead's Toy Store... Oh, dude! Of course we have wax horse teeth, what kind of operation do you think we're running here?!" (Music) "Hey! Get outta my way! I gotta getta Buckethead's Toy Store!" (Music) "Wow, this is really neat toy store! Wow... " Guitar: Buckethead Ba**: Bootsy Collins Drums: Jerome (Bigfoot) Brailey Voice: Throatrake, Iggy Pop Written by Buckethead / Eric Wood Published by Katella Music (BMI) / Eric Wood publ. designee