Buck-o-nine - Few Too Many lyrics

spill your drink on her dress you see her face she's not impressed and i think and i guess that you've had a few to many go to the bathroom only to find the door is locked and it's occupied you spill your guts all over the place i think you've had one to many i think i've had one too few i think you'll find that the room is spinning and i think i'll have a laugh on you your distorted vision and your sweaty palms isn't helping you keep calm records are spinning they don't seem to quit your girlfriend is screaming she's having a fit broken a window fell off your chair the gum you were chewin' is now in your hair you run to the back to get some fresh air thinking to yourself life ain't fair an empty bottle on the floor your pa**ed out cold buy you want some more you try to speak but your mouth is numb too much drinking is what you're done