Buck-o-nine - Callin' In Sick lyrics

im calling in sick im calling in sick this is mike and im calling in sick my leg got hurt got hit by a brick this is mike and im calling in sick i spent four years in the USMC i learned how to fight i learned how to drink and when i got a real job i couldnt believe so every monday morning this is what youll here from me ive never had a job more than minimum wage ive never worked an 8 hour day and if my boss says son you gotta work late as quick as i could say it this is what youd here me say its 9:15 and im late again i think ill finish that fifth of gin then ill call my boss and ill tell him again ill tell him that im not coming in