BS (A. Whiteman) - Breathalyzer lyrics

Big Shot... So you're out all night drinking... Downin' shots - You sure weren't sippin'... Buyin' rounds, singing songs, makin' friends, b-f-f's... Who's the man? You're the man, hot shot... It's after 2... So you go and the keys out... Maybe you... Should call a cab before ya mess up... Squintin' cause ya can't see, it's stinkin when ya breath Cause ya drunk... Yes, you're drunk, big man... Breathalyzer, Breath-Breathalyzer Do a Breathalyzer, Blow Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, dummy... D-U-I, D-U-I Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer Breathalyzer Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Caught! You think you're driving... Caught! You could be dying... Caught! You're gonna fail... Caught! The Breathalyzer... Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Caught! They know you're swervin' Caught! Your face looks flushed... Caught! You'll never pa**... Caught! The Breathalyzer... V-I-P... Ya got that love all night... It won't change... When bubba gets ya in the cell... Say goodbye to college, a good job and your girlfriend... You're goin' down... Doin time, bud-dy... Spin the tires... Roll the dice and just try it... They're not yo' friends... Ain't supportive, they're just lyin... You're not ok, your eyes are glossy, you're so drunk you need a car seat... If you drive, you'll do time - Moron... Breathalyzer, Breath-Breathalyzer Do a Breathalyzer, Blow Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, dummy... D-U-I, D-U-I Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer Breathalyzer Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Caught! You think you're driving... Caught! You could be dying... Caught! You're gonna fail... Caught! The Breathalyzer... Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Caught! They know you're swervin' Caught! Your face looks flushed... Caught! You'll never pa**... Caught! The Breathalyzer... Never a good idea to have 'one more drink'... Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer You thought you'd be ok to drive, and you'd get home... But then you hit someone - and they're k**ed... Breathalyzer, Breath-Breathalyzer Do a Breathalyzer, Blow Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, dummy... D-U-I, D-U-I Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer Breathalyzer Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Caught! You think you're driving... Caught! You could be dying... Caught! You're gonna fail... Caught! The Breathalyzer... Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Caught! They know you're swervin' Caught! Your face looks flushed... Caught! You'll never pa**... Caught! The Breathalyzer... Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Breathalyzer, Breath-Breathalyzer Do a Breathalyzer, Blow Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, convict...