Bryan Scary - Ballroom Kid lyrics

The boy from the border just left his school - No more shame for acting the fool all day He followed the water, shooting the breeze Dancing on the banks of a reverie Ballroom Kid, circular motion, the Ballroom Kid - Oh Yeah! Ballroom Kid, from ocean to ocean he's wandering the land He's gonna be your Ballroom Man! A life in the ballroom has made him a star - Painted gangsters worship him near and far The most glamorous bandit that you've ever met - He'll k** you slowly after a pirouette Ballroom Kid, coming to get you, the Ballroom Kid - Beware! Ballroom Kid, willing to bet ya you haven't a prayer! He'll meet you in the ballroom dear It's the b**h from the ballroom BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! Had you ever seen a wicked ballerina 'til the kid took your brain away? Ballroom Kid, riding the ranges, the Ballroom Kid on the move The Ballroom Kid - he's gonna tango into your saloon Ballroom Kid, painting his fingernails Ballroom Kid - being bad! Ballroom Kid - a shift and a trigger is all that he has Ballroom Kid, coming to get you, the Ballroom Kid - Oh Yeah! The Ballroom Kid, he'll never forget you so strike up the band He's gonna be your Ballroom Man!!!