Bryan Loren - Do the Bartman lyrics

Bart: Yo! Hey what's happening dude? I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude Terrorizin' people wherever I go It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow Fixin' test scores to get the best scores Droppin' banana peels all over the floor I'm the kid that made delinquency an art Last name, Simpson; first name, Bart I'm here today to introduce the next phase The next step in the big Bart craze I got a dance, real easy to do I learned it with no rhythm and so can you! So move your body, if you got the notion Front to back in a rock-like motion Now that you got it, if you think you can Do it to the music, that's the Bartman Back-up Singers: Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! Shake you body, turn it out, if you can, man! Move you bu*t to the side, yes you can, can! Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (x2) Bart: It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep Homer was yellin', mom was, too Because I put mothballs in the beef stew Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom Sittin' by myself, confined to my room When all else fails, nothin' else left to do I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove! Back-up Singers: Move your body, if you got the notion Front to back in a rock-like motion Move your hips from side to side now Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now If you've got the groove, you gotta use it Rock rhythm in time with the music You just might start a chain reaction... Bart: If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson Back-up Singers: Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! Shake you body, turn it out..If you can, man! Move your bu*t to the side as you can, can! Everybody in the house do the Bartman...Do the Bartman! Bart: Do the Bartman! Everybody back and forth, from side to side Back-up Singers: Do the Bartman! Bart: Do the Bartman! Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny! Homer: Turn it down! Will you stop that infernal racket? Back-up Singers: Do the Bartman! Bart: Oh my ears! Lisa! Put that saxophone away! You can't touch this! I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything Now, I'm in the house feelin' good to be home 'Til Lisa starts blowin' her damn saxophone And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a song Listenin' to the kicks while I'm kickin' along Yeah, Lisa likes jazz, she's her number one fan But I know I'm bad, cause I do the Bartman! Back-up Singers: Everybody, if you can do the Bartman! Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! Move your bu*t to the side, as you can, can! Everybody in the house, do the Bartman! Do the Bartman! Bart: Do the Bartman! Everybody back and forth from side to side Back-up Singers: Do the Bartman! Bart: Do the Bartman! She can do it, he can do it, so can I! Back-up Singers:If you've got the groove, you gotta use it Rock rhythm in time with the music You just might start a chain reaction... Bart: I'm a Bartman Back-up Singers: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman! Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man! Move your bu*t to the side, as you can, can! Everybody in the house do the Bartman! Move you body, if you got the notion Skake your body to the rock-like motion! Move your hips from side to side now Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now! If you've got your groove, you gotta use it! Rock rhythm in time with the music! Bart: Eat your heart out, Michael! Back-up Singers: You just might start a chain reaction... Bart: Oh wow, man