(Announcer) "Ladies and gentlemen, How 'bout a warm round of applause For our guest this evening at Club 440, Bryan Duncan" (Half hearted applause, etc) (Bryan) "One, two" (Audience member) "Who?" One, two, three Lies upon lies Are said to get by, mm, mm, mm, mm Lies upon lies Are clouds in the sky Pretty soon it's gonna rain You're gonna get those shiny shoes muddy, yeah Between the fools and the wise A smile can be a wicked disguise (scat singing) Lies upon lies, mmm, To the wheres and the whys, ha! Lies upon lies, yeah Bring tears to the eyes, yes they do, ah Gonna cry yourself a flood There ain't gonna be no ark to save ya now, no Between the fools and the wise A smile can be a wicked disguise (scat singing) Between the fools and the wise A smile can be a wicked disguise! A smile can be a wicked disguise! (scat singing) Lies upon lies! (Enthusiatic applause)