Brutal Knights - I Hate Chores lyrics

Do the dishes Wash the window Clean the drapes Cut the mustard Make an effort Prepare custard Join the army Don't get busted It makes me tired The maid got fired I hate chores They make me bored I wanna be born permanent retired I hate chores Opening eyes Moving finger Going with friends on party binges These are things that are not fun Thinking about them gives me runs Learning to drive is a drag Do not make me weld I don't wanna hear you yak Why does god make me do walking? It makes me tired... I hate chores they make me bored I wanna be born... I hate chores!