Today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doin' anything Ah, I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan Turn the tv on, throw my hand in my pants Nobody's gon' tell me I can't, no I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie 'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man Oho, yes, I said it, I said it I said it 'cause I can Today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doin' anything, nothing at all (Ooohooohooo, ooohooohooo, ooohooohooo) Nothing at all Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90x, find a really nice girl Have some really nice s** And she's gonna scream out: "This is great!" Yeah I might mess around and get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry, pops, you'll just have to wait Oho, yes, I said it, I said it I said it 'cause I can Today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doin' anything No, I ain't gonna comb my hair 'Cause I ain't going anywhere No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doin' anything, nothing at all (Ooohooohooo, ooohooohooo, ooohooohooo) Nothing at all (Ooohooohooo, ooohooohooo, ooohooohooo) Nothing at all