Bruce McCulloch - Acid Radio lyrics

DJ: Caller, go ahead. Caller: Um, I was on the subway and, and I heard this guy talking about how, how, how he did all this acid in Grade 8. And... the guy, uh, he looked on acid. Like he was on it then. And the guy must be like 60, you know? So, I just want to say that people should be, um... more responsible when they're taking public trans, uh, transportation, because, first of all, if they're going to mutter to themself, that's one thing, which I don't like and I don't like that at all, when people just, they're alone and they mutter. But, if they're going to mutter to themselves, they should not be allowed to mutter bullsh**, because then children hear it and, all of a sudden, they think dogs are cats. It's really hard to figure stuff out, so if you see a rantin' guy and he's only got like one shoe on and he says he did all this acid in Grade 8 and he's on acid, then, um, I don't know, maybe, maybe, uh, you'll, you'll turn gay. Because, uh, uh... something happened to me.