Bruce McCulloch - The Bible lyrics

I read The Bible I highlight what's important I highlight the whole thing It really is a "good book" I think there's more truth in here Than a phone book I think all of it is true Except the part that says God exists He loves that great old book It's funnier than a Far Side cartoon I like religion It gives dumb people something to do That isn't scratching lottery tickets It's sort of the same thing He likes religion Whenever I walk into a church All I ever tend to think is "What a great apartment this would make" Wow In case you want to read it I won't tell you how it ends