Bruce McCulloch - Bob Seger lyrics

I was sitting in a Washington Square hotel Not the Washington Square Hotel I was listening to a Bob Seger CD Someone gave me as a joke But it's no joke, I like it Something about today makes me forget All of the steakhouse, small dancefloor dancing Makes me forget All the co-workers groping to "We've Got Tonight" Yeah, but we've also got families Jackie, I'm tired of talking to you How does room service get confused Between a clubhouse and a common bowl of oatmeal? Listening to the music I think I understand What a young, beardless Bob Seger must have lived through All the cushionless couches At all the sides of the road doesn't seem as Sad as you All the Phil's in the phone book All the fish in the sea couldn't keep me Company tonight I am alone I was lying on a pile of coats My face painted "happy birthday" It was a conceptual joke It was nobody's birthday I was lying on a pile of coats I was leaving a party early It didn't work too good because The party was at my house Some silhouette Claimed she was my girlfriend Asked me, exactly, What was my latest plan For my downstairs? friends Who sat, staring at their thumbs Who did I think I am? Well, ma'am I am Bob Seger Lying on some coats I am Bob Seger Let 'em come and see what I've accomplished I am Bob Seger This is my album cover shot I am Bob "Road Dog" Seger Turn the page. Honey, I think I pissed the bed. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I, I know. I know.