(Verse 1) I've got a page, got a profile and my 5000 friends Come up from the depths so fast that I've got the bends Fifteen minutes ago I was nobody's fool Don't you think that selfie makes me look real cool I've got my band together, we've got all the moves We know the algorithms even if we got no grooves I just shared I just boosted I tagged and I twitched So please won't you why won't you why won't you like me? (Chorus) Like Me! Is it so much to ask? Like Me! In between your multi-task Like Me! See that opposable thumb? Like Me! It's blue and its true so spare me a crumb Spare me a crumb I'll check back every minute I'll check back every minute I know I'm going to win it I know I'm going to win it So why won't you, won't you like me? (Verse 2) I'm getting a round-eyed stare with those hi-def pixels The fog is clearing away, after all it's about, it's about what sells No sacred cows to eat, no codes to defy Just don't ever take away my free wi-fi I'm saving my fingers from all those messy inversions I'd rather get them dirty with photo-filter, photo-filter decisions I just shared, I just boosted I tagged and I twitched So please won't you, why won't you why won't you like me? (Chorus) Like Me! Is it so much to ask? Like Me! In between your multi-task Like Me! See that opposable thumb? Like Me! It's blue and its true so spare me a crumb Spare me a crumb I'll check back every minute I'll check back every minute I know I'm going to win it I know I'm going to win it So why won't you, won't you like me? (Bridge) Somebody pinched my screen! I'm afraid I'll soon be catatonic I got the jitters got the bugs From under my feet, you pull those rugs Oh this stillness is cacophonic And how, will you like me? (Chorus) Like Me! Is it so much to ask? Like Me! In between your multi-task Like Me! See that opposable thumb? Like Me! It's blue and its true so spare me a crumb Spare me a crumb I'll check back every minute I'll check back every minute I know I'm going to win it I know I'm going to win it So why won't you, won't you like me? Like Me! Like Me! Like Me! Like Me!