[Chorus 1] Well variety is the spice of life That's what the judge is going to tell my wife She said why did you have to do it, why you such a fool? I can't resist to try something new [Verse 1] Well the judge said guilty in the first degree I said can I help it if I take all the publicity All these pretty women, with nothing to do Come on and help me try to find something new [Chorus 2] You got to try everything once You better take out some insurance You got to try everything once You better build up your endurance [Chorus 1] Well variety is the spice of life Thats what the judge is going to tell my wife She said why did you have to do it, why you such a fool? I can't resist to try something new [Bridge] You got a full house baby, I got four of a kind I'm watching six different televisions all at one time You know I love you baby, sad but it's true [Chorus 2] [Chorus 1]