Brother Blake - Ultimate gamer lyrics

You can call me a nerd You can call me a flamer But I still know I'm the ultimate gamer I'm still unemployed And my s** life's in danger But I still know I'm the ultimate gamer It's a big friday night So you know what I'm doing Call Of Duty Black Ops For some online shootin' Go away b**h I said I'm in the zone Mom's on my case when I'm tryin' to pwn It don't matter girl Because I stay on my flow Even my score got game Sixty-nine and O All you single ladies Need to come my way So damn good in bed I could sleep all day But if that ain't your style We can do it on the table Tryin' to play L.O.L But the servers are unavailable I don't need money Don't need a degree Yeah I skip my graduation For some Halo Three And you know I almost made it to the homecoming dance But got caught up in a game entranced Yeah my obsessin' impressin' ladies bringing them into my loft That's how I got my nick name "Microsoft" You can call me a nerd You can call me a flamer But I still know I'm the ultimate gamer I'm still unemployed And my s** life's in danger But I still know I'm the ultimate gamer Virtual tennis with Maria Sharapova Boot up the Xbox bring me the controller Headin' to a party gonna call up my land Got so many monitors this is how I tan Gamin' non-stop while Im' in my prime On an epic adventure Ocarina of Time You think that I'm a virgin? You must be dumb These Sony and Nintendo have the best threesome I rock you so hard when you're in sleep mode I got my slim-jims I cannot be slowed I'm gamin' on the go with my P.S.P I'm predictin' your moves with my E.S.P Pardon my frence but your boy's a noob Lost his Wii on a bet so he's back to GameCube Win every game and it ain't no fluke Twenty-five k**s Time to drop this nuke You can call me a nerd You can call me a flamer But I still know I'm the ultimate gamer I'm still unemployed And my s** life's in danger But I still know I'm the ultimate You can call me a nerd You can call me a flamer But I still know I'm the ultimate gamer I'm still unemployed And my s** life's in danger But I still know I'm the ultimate gamer