Brock Baker - Christopher Rappen lyrics

Yeah, uh! Whoa, whoa! What, me? No! Yes? You might know me as Christopher Walken But now you can refer me as Christopher Rappen I've been acting for years now I've decided to rap I thought, "hey anyone can do it", just look at Shaq "Macho Man" Randy Savage, yeah, he rapped too Sure, it was a failure but I'm bringing something new I can rap about virtually anything, for example, I hate wasps [?] I'm here on the scene, I eat green beans Stay in school because it's pretty keen Listen to me, my advice is free Wear a condom or you'll regret it when you pee Yes, kids, that was a reference to gonorrhoea. I'm just hanging out here in my suit and tie because I'm awesome and cool. Yeah, let's go! I have been in a lot of award winning flicks But sometimes you just gotta' balance it out with the sh** I was in Gigli and The Country Bears No one else would do it 'cause no one else dares I guess I'm just crazy gangster like that Oh yeah, I was also in Kangaroo Jack In Pulp Fiction I kept a pocket watch in my a** For two years, man, my farts still smell like bra** Wait a minute, was it bra** or was it gold? I forgot what you want, yo I'm getting old I've driven a Lancer, I'm a true romancer And on top of that I'm a really good dancer I was lying about the Lancer part, I've never driven one. It just rhymed well. But I do dance, check out this jig! Watch out! I'm dancing here! Whoa, whoa! Everybody doing bad impressions of me must be stopped You may think it's flattering but frankly it's really not The next person who says I need a little more cowbell Can go straight to the very deep depths of Hell Sure, you can think I'm kidding but I can make it happen Anything's possible when you're Christopher Rappen Okay enough with the cowbell. That's way too much cowbell. Overk** with the cowbell. It's not funny anymore with the cowbell. Stop it, stop it. For all that is holy, stop it!