Brobdingnagian Bards - Beer, Beer, Beer lyrics

A long time ago, way back in history When all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king And to his praises we shall always sing Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well One thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell So all ye lads a la**es at eleven O'clock ye stop For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5 A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick 40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king And to his praises we shall always sing Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer The Lord bless Charlie Mops!