Brobdingnagian Bards - Do Virgins Taste Better lyrics

A dragon has come to our village today We have asked him to leave, but he won't go away Now he's met with our king, and they've made out a deal No homes will he burn, and no crops will he steal Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch We have no other choice, so the deal we'll respect We can't help but wonder and pause to reflect Do virgins taste better than those who are not? Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what? Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot? Do virgins taste better than those who are not? Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried But no one can get through your thick scaly hide We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by 'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly Now you have such good taste in your women for sure They always are pretty, always are pure But you're notion of dining it makes us all flinch You're favorite entree is barbecued wench (mine too!) Do virgins taste better than those who are not? Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what? Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot? Do virgins taste better than those who are not? Now I found a solution, it works out so neat If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat No more will our number ever grow small We'll simply make sure theres no virgins at all Do virgins taste better than those who are not? Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what? Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot? Do virgins taste better than those who are not? Now, I am a dragon, please listen to me For I'm misunderstood to a dreadful degree This ecology needs me and I know my place But I'm fighting extinction with all of my race Well, I came to this village to better my health Which is shockingly poor, despite all my wealth But I get no a**istance and no sympathy Just impertinent questioning shouted at me Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot Yet virgins taste better than those who are not Well, I'm really quite good almost all through the year Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear But a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree And barbecued wench tastes like candy to me! As it happens our interests are almost the same For I'm really quite sk**ful at managing game If I ate just your men, would your excess decline? Of course not, the rest would just make better time Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot Yet virgins taste better than those who are not But the number of babies a woman can bear Has a limit, and that's why my pruning's done there Yet an orphan's a sad sight and so when I munch I'm careful to take only virgins for lunch