[Verse 1] Every morning I've got a new chance I want to land the part of Eddie in The Stranger Dance Because he gets to swordfight the duke, he kidnaps the queen And you think the score's set but you can't truly see 'Til you know the two sides of Monsieur Valentine 'Til you know the two sides of Monsieur Valentine [Verse 2] Every morning, I pull on them pants But I don't get out so much since I acquired St. Vitus' dance I turn the news on a while, I practice my scene You think things are straight but they're not what they seem 'Til you know the two sides of Monsieur Valentine In his coat and his boots and his blackheart machine No, no one knows the two sides of Monsieur Valentine, oh yeah [Verse 3] Every morning I've got a new chance I want to play the part of Eddie in The Stranger Dance He makes love to the duke, he swordfights the queen He steals the whole show in his last dying scene No one sees the two sides of Monsieur Valentine No, no one sees the two sides of Monsieur Valentine Oh, no one sees the two sides of Monsieur Valentine, oh yeah