Bridge And Tunnel - In Case Of Emergency lyrics

All the telephones say we like to speak in a forked tongue To keep our hands clean, we f*ck with dull knives And we're keeping tabs to make sure That no one here gets out alive! "Please sign your name on the dotted line." Electric lady came to me in a daydream singing in Key, to the tune of a pitchfork apocalypse A digital baby came to me in my sleep saying "If I want to learn to speak, I'll start Keeping track of my teeth." We're so over dramatic, so stick This knife in my side just to spite my heart And it's so post-traumatic. This funeral party is Dead, and we're sending "thank you" cars I'm beginning to learn to pay my way Through benign tumors and manageable pain Where there's a will there's a way I'm calling the doctor, but they say he's not in And I'm calling your priest but he won't absolve my sins I'm calling hotlines but "all operators are currently busy." I'm calling neighbors but all of them are Watching movies, none of them are living They're all praying to gods they found on the T.V Oh no