Brian Robbins - Tax Religion lyrics

The man says it does not matter how much that you give But sometimes the lord will test your faith And by this time next year You'll have your mercedes benz If it was up to me I'd tax religion Like the business that it is I'd sue all the preachers For all the k**ing in the world I'd put a warning label On the church like a pack of smokes That if this don't k** you It'll surely leave you broke And no one should be without my deluxe home lie detector Catching impure thoughts in its tracks And no one should be without my specially anointed holy water If it was up to me If it was up to me I'd tax religion Like the business that it is I'd sue all the preachers For all the k**ing in the world I'd put a warning label On the church like a pack of smokes That if this don't k** you It'll surely leave you broke But I'm all for this business of religion Taxed just like a drug or prostitution I'm all for this business of religion Just don't tell me it's got anything to do with god And the man in the silk suit talks of rapture and armageddon And you need to prepare yourself for the end And he says that what god wants for his blessing is a contribution If it was up to me I'd tax religion Like the business that it is I'd sue all the preachers For all the k**ing in the world I'd put a warning label On the church like a pack of smokes That if this don't k** you It'll surely leave you broke I'd call up god just to order where the money goes Did he give it to the starbank, or buy the preachers white new clothes I'd blame all the preachers for all the earthquakes and the floods If they prayed harder I wouldn't be standing on all this mud