Brian Matthew - Crinsk Dee Night lyrics

[Verse 1] [Brian Matthew] The next few minutes, we're in the lap of the gods and the hands of the Beatles In my young days, when I was a lad, they used to have actors in films and now that they-- [Paul] Yes? [John] Hey! Listen! [Paul] It's all changed, now, Brian They're not doing that, no actors [John] It's all changed, now [Brian] But this is what I wonder In those days, the actors used to say their best bits were left on the cutting room floor Did you find that? [John] No, no, no, those were the good bits in the film You should have seen the rest [Verse 2] [Brian] Yes? [John] Rubbish! [Brian] Was it, really? [John] Even worse, yes [Brian] Who was worst? [John] Oh, Paul [Brian] I see [Paul] I think John was about the worst [John] No, it was you [Verse 3] [Paul] Oh, Ringo was very good He was He's a good lad [Brian] He was They're saying he's a new Charlie Chaplin Do you think that's right? [John] He was miming [Paul] You, too, with Jason [John] Oh, yes, he's an old one Okay, Ring? [Brian] Beginning to look like that Now, then-- [Ringo] All right, John Can you hear me? [Verse 4] [Paul] Can you hear him? Hello! [Brian] Not really I hope not I hope not! [John] We brought you the flowers, Ring [Brian] He's not allowed to talk [Ringo] Eh? [John] We brought you the flowers [Verse 5] [Ringo] Oh, good [John] And the grapes [Ringo] Oh, I like grapes [Paul] He likes grapes [George] We've been to Portugal [Brian] Guess who's, guess who's top of the pops in Portugal, then [Verse 6] [All] Who? [Brian] Los Beatles [John] Los Beatles? Great, great laugh [Brian] I don't suppose you know the title of your film in Portuguese? [John] No Crinsk dee Night? [Brian] Could be Let's hear the number, shall we? [John] Right