Brian Haner - Feed The Children lyrics

If I had just one wish, I'd feed the starving children, with something bland at first like rice, so they can hold it down Soon they'd develop a tolerance for western culture and they'd be demanding happy meals with gender appropriate toys But if you give a man a fish, he eats for just one day, but if you teach that man to fish, he eats for a lifetime But fishing is just a metaphor; there are many ways to find food: Like farming, and hunting, that's it! Hunting... Arm the children, Give them guns Believe me; they'll eat one way or another In Africa they could shoot gazelles In Chicago they could rob a 7/11 for a microwave burrito, and let's be honest, stolen burrito just tastes better than the kind you buy with cash; those are for s**ers... (guitar solo) If I had a second wish I'd take all the animals off the endangered species list so we could eat them I know it sounds insane, but hear me out: A chicken's not endangered and neither is a cow, coincidence? Perhaps But I don't think so If a 'whopper' was made with whale meat, we'd be growing them for food If we change the way we order at our favourite restaurants "I'll have a manatee supreme and a Hooters hot spotted-owl wings" Arm the children, eat the whales It's the only way mankind will survive Would you rather feel like the French and live on snails? I don't mean to be dramatic but I'll rather gauge my eyes out with a spoon I have a third wish; Nuke the French, With their hairy backs and five-o-clock shadow and those are just the women They never bathe or wash their filthy hair Let's arm those hungry, pissed off kids and send them there la la la la Arm the children, eat the whales and nuke the French Everybody sing La la la la Oh yeah Arm the children, eat the whales and nuke the French (Help us treat the little babies?) la la la la Oh you, oh you've got to Arm the children, eat the whales and nuke the French k** the French, k** the French, k** the French la la la la They've been begging for it Arm the children, eat the whales and nuke the French Nuke the French The French Nuke the French French