Brian Gardner - s**s lyrics

We like talkin' dirty We smoke and we drink We're KMFDM And all other bands stink Our music is sampled Totally fake It's done by machines Cause they don't make mistakes We don't have no lyrics Our message is nil We hate all DJ's They're makin' us ill Whatever we tell ya Is meant to be crap We hate all music And especially rap We don't like Michael Jackson We hate Depeche Mode We don't care for Madonna Or Kylie Minogue Our records have stickers With a warning from Tipper Cause they're no good for kids If we'd get her, we'd strip her KMFDM forward The ultimate sound And a message from Satan If you turn it around You might think we're stupid But we're way above it We don't give a sh** And the kids just love it We wouldn't sell to a major For a couple of bucks No doubt about it KMFDM s**s