Brian Gardner - Dysentery Gary lyrics

[Verse 1: Tom DeLonge] Got a lotta heartache He's a f**in' weasel His issues make my mind ache Wanna make a deal Cause I love your little motions You do with your pigtails What a nice creation Worth another night in jail [Pre-Chorus: Tom DeLonge] He's a player, diarrhea giver Tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to Slayer I would like to find him Friday night Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights [Chorus: Tom DeLonge] Life just s**s I lost the one I'm giving up She found someone There's plenty more Girls are such a drag [Verse 2: Tom DeLonge] So all you little ladies Be sure to choose the right guys You'll come back to me maybe I'll shower you with lies Got a lotta heartache He's a f**ing weasel Decisions make my mind ache Wanna make a deal [Bridge: Mark Hoppus] Ease away the problems and the pain The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream All along, you wish that she would stay f** the guy that took her and ran away [Pre-Chorus: Tom DeLonge] He's a player, diarrhea giver Tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to Slayer I would like to find him Friday night Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights [Chorus: Tom DeLonge] Life just s**s I lost the one I'm giving up She found someone There's plenty more Girls are such a drag [Outro: Tom DeLonge] f** this place I lost the war I hate you all Your mom's a who*e Where's my dog? Cause girls are such a drag