Brian Foxworthy - Stone Cold Buggin' lyrics

Now this rhyme right here has been dedicated To all rap fans that said that they hated The other MC's whose rhymes deviated Cause this is real gold, it's not gold plated A few years ago these rhymes were created I was real proud and very elated It took a long time as I claculated But now I look back, I'm glad I waited At so many times I was so frustrated Cause I couldn't finish up what I initiated I got mad and quite agitated And I remember rhymes that I had confiscated But one day, this girl, she perpetrated She was cute and quite educated We got married at once, and it was consumated But once it hit the books it was ill-fated She took me to court, to have it liligated A judge and a jury, that's how it operated The jury went away, and they deliberated Then she took all of my money, had my house renovated I felt so poor, and so humilated Because of a fight that I instigated But I got my money back, and I was jubilated Cause the first court decision was never validated For weeks and weeks, I just celebrated Because the jury and judge recapitulated And all of my funds were never liquidated Yes I won, yes I dominated I saw another girl and my heart pulsated She just looked like that girl, I made it Would've have been part two of this rhyme that I've stated So I'll just go home and read my Sports Illustrated