Brian Foxworthy - Principal's Office lyrics

[Intro] Now normally if I can help But I don't spend a lot of time in a principal's office (RING!!!) What? 9'o clock [Verse 1] Now as I get to school I hear the late bell ringing Runnning through the halls, I hear the glee club singing And as I get to the office I can hardly speak Cause it's the third late pa** that I got this week So to my first cla** I run and don't walk All I hear is my sneakers and the scratching of chalk And as I get to the room I hear the teacher say "Mr. Young I'm very happy you could join us today" I try to sit down so I can take some notes But I can't read what the kid next to me wrote And if that wasn't enough to make my morning complete As I try to get up, I find this gum on my seat So with the seat stuck to me, I raised my hand And said, "Excuse me but can I go to the bathroom, ma'am?" The teacher got upset, and she screamed out "No! It's off the principal's office you go." [Verse 2] 12 o'clock comes with ma** hysteria Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria Picked up my tray to have Thursday's lunch And as I tried the apple sauce, I heard it crunch I'm running up the stairs with my front tooth broken The nurse just laughed, and said you must be joking I looked up at her with a smile on my face No joke cause my front tooth is out of place So I walked to school with ice on my lip The nurse's late pa** like a gun on my hip My books are real heavy, I'm walking, I'm dragging Ain't no school lunch next week, I'm brown-bagging it Forget cla**, I'm a shoot some ball With the late pa** I got no trouble at all But then the nurse walks up and says "What do you know? It's off to the prinicipal's office you go." Recess! [Verse 3] Pa**ing notes is my favorite pastime I can't wait to find a girl to pa** mine to To express my feelings Give me a week B, and the girl'll be dealing Now one young lady was looking at me I said "Hi my name is Marvin, known as Young MC" But then the ball rang, and the teacher came in And that's when the game of pa**ing notes would begin I wrote the first note, told her she was fine And I hoped that the two of us could spend some time She wrote me back and told me "You're fine too I'd love to go on a date and spend some time with you" So then I sat there reeling, and looking at the ceiling Words can't express the way that I was feeling Then I thought to myself, the sure way to get her Is to write another note, oh yes, a love letter When I finished the note, it was ready to pa** The teacher took it, and read it right in front of the cla** She read it word by word and line by line And everybody who was laughing was a friend of mine Even then my girl was laughing, and it was too late For me to write another note cause there would be no date The teacher looked at me, and I said "I know It's off to the principal's office I go." Yo, you think this is bad, wait 'til I get my report card