Brian Deck - London Bridge lyrics

[Sage Francis] Ohhhh! (Ohhh!) La la la, la-London {*2X*} London Bridge is, is falling London Bridge is falling And the Tower of Pisa is leaning The Statue of Liberty is green with envy Penny for your thoughts, penny for your lows The clothes and dress codes Tradition of false things London Bridge is falling India's got salt on its coast There's a tea party in Boston London Bridge is.. Made of wood and clay, that wouldn't stay No matter how hard the people prayed the materials just washed away They could have used rocks, rocks don't bend or bow But quite frankly they had too many enemies to stone In the Empire (the Empire) State The Empire State is Building The Taj is on fire; these horus cats make a k**ing Heathens bow down to the sirens An emergency for bread and cheese (rioters shut up and freeze) Uhh, the Earth shall inherit the meek When Canada puts up a fence cause their medicine's so cheap America's asleep (yeah I'm snoring) And London Bridge is... and London Bridge is falling I got the best seat in the house They hired me as a watchman - London Bridge is falling India's got salt on its coast There's a tea party in boston, London Bridge is.. Made of stainless steel and wrought iron That wall in China ain't so great, I built a bridge over a hymen It goes up to the sky and Mother Mary is cryin My fair lady, don't cry, it's gonna be alright! Cus I'm alive - I'm alive and kickin Tea party in Boston (tea party in Boston~!!) The London Bridge is falling (the London Bridge is falling) The London Bridge is falling! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH {*children laughing*}