[Intro/Hook 1] Who are you? (Mr. Doctor) (Mr. Doctor) Doctor Who Not a, not a real doctor [Verse 1] Well people talk about the Doctor, who? The Doctor, who? It's the Doctor, who? The Doctor, who? "Stop it now." "Sorry." He's been on TV since 1963 And in that time he has regenerated frequently The guy never visibly ages He's had twelve different faces But that's just normal for a Time Lord, apparently His first incarnation was as William Hartnell A crotchety chap with a wizardly sparkle It was so long ago, it was in black and white You've probably never heard of him But your grandparents might Next up he was known as a cosmic hobo Bit rough around the edges as you'll see from this photo Played by Patrick Troughton, this version was a bit nicer And he was the first Doctor to use the sonic screwdriver Then Jon Pertwee, became the Third Doctor Dressing like a kind of vampire prog rockstar His TARDIS was disabled by the Time Lord people And he had to drive around in a bright yellow motor vehicle One of the best known Doctors, number four - Tom Baker The longest running Doctor, he was a scarfed crusader Obsessed with jelly sweets, he had a robot dog, K-9 For him, the TARDIS was fixed so he was back travelling through time The Fifth Doctor had a quite unique accessory He supported on his left lapel a single stick of celery This turned purple in response to gas related jeopardy But it didn't help him much in the Caves of Androzani where he succumbed to Spectrox Toxemia and was forced to regenerate "Actually, that doesn't really work, does it, that line?" [Hook 2] Who are you? (Mr. Doctor) (Mr. Doctor) Doctor Who? Doctor Who? Doctor, Doctor Who? Who are you? (Mr. Doctor) (Mr. Doctor) Doctor Who? Not a, not a real doctor [Verse 2] Next was Colin Baker, no relation to Tom Famous for wearing a jacket that looked like it had gone wrong He fixed the chameleon circuit so the TARDIS could blend in with its surroundings Instead of being stuck as the police box thing Sylvester McCoy came next, he was Doctor number seven Look at his umbrella handle, looks like a question mark In '89 the show got cancelled which was pretty gloomy But it was brought back seven years later as a TV movie Paul McGann was the man to bring the Doctor back to life In a plot based in San Fransisco, 1999 It was another nine years though, before we saw the Doc again But when we did, it was the start of Doctor Who - The Next Gen Christopher Eccleston, a proper Northern Doctor Who wore a black leather jacket and spoke like a bloke from Salford He travelled with Billie Piper whose character was called Rose He regenerated after just one series of 13 episodes Doctor number ten, nearly there, David Tennant Now we're getting into the ones you'll most likely remember He battled all the big names, Cybermen, Dalek, the Master Wore a pretty sharp suit, made him look like a hipster headmaster David then regenerated into Matt Smith Another young Doctor, who liked to dress swish All tweed jackets and bow ties not unlike Doctor number two Three years he was the Doctor, which then brings us upto present day Over fifty years later, the longest running television series of its nature What'll the Twelfth Doctor be like? Garibaldi? Or we know he's to look a lot like Peter Capaldi [Hook 1] [Bridge] Now obviously there's tons of stuff we don't have time to mention Like how exactly the Doctor is able to travel through time dimensions And the fact that he's travelled with numerous companions Susan, Peri, Clara, Jack to name a few at random There's also all the stuff about there being a War Doctor Who was between the Eighth and the Ninth, but wasn't a Doctor proper It's all very complex, can't really explain it through song There's over 50 years of storyline, it'd take far too long [Hook 2]